Spanking Theatre

Spanking stories for the theatre between your ears


November 2012

I just wanted to let you know that your story “Treasure Hunt” is now one of my fantasies. I will definitely try the gag ball, reading dirty stories, dressing up, with my lover. Thank you.

I loved this comment. It’s a reminder that reading erotic stories need not be a solitary pursuit. If you have a partner, why not lure them to bed with the promise of a bedtime story?

In case you haven’t read it, Treasure Hunt is a story of erotic improvisation and inventiveness. At one point, one of the protagonists is tied to the bed naked and relentlessly teased, forced to listen on helplessly to devilishly arousing stories.

Perhaps you’ve never considered the erotic power of just a voice and an imagination. You should.

Imagine your lover is lying on the bed, perhaps bound and blindfolded, at the mercy of your voice. You begin to read, and they have no choice but to listen, to submit to the sound of your voice, as your words slowly start to paint vivid pictures in their mind.

Or imagine you’re sitting on your sofa, and you put your lover over your knee. Perhaps you’re reading from a iPad or tablet resting on their back, every now and then pausing to stroke the screen to move to the next page, each time following it with a corresponding stroke between their legs. You unwind the story into their ear, rubbing and patting their bottom as the inevitable spanking approaches. What happens next has already been written, frozen into words many months ago, yet the listener must wait, as the storyteller brings the moment of their discipline closer, word by word, sentence by sentence.

Suddenly, a story shared becomes a playground, with endless opportunities for improvisation. How will the storyteller interpret that lifted skirt, that nervous wait or that furtive glimpse? If a character in the story pleasures themselves, who should enjoy the delight in the real world, the reader – or the listener – or both together? If story has anal sex, perhaps the storyteller’s finger will linger over the listener’s hole, leaving them to wonder whether that finger will push any deeper as the story unfolds…

Isn’t it time you read your lover a bedtime story?


Peeping through the keyhole

If you’ve read a spanking blog today you may know it’s Love Our Lurkers Day, an annual celebration by blog authors of all our silent visitors!

Of course, when it comes to spanking, there’s nothing wrong with staying quiet and peeping through the keyhole. But blogs are a unique medium because they offer readers the opportunity to talk back, imagine a book that could do that!

However, most readers prefer not to – they prefer to ‘lurk’, silently and unseen. But that’s ok. We authors know you’re secretly fascinated by the same kinky subjects as us, and it can be daunting to knock a stranger’s door. 

Hence once a year is Love Our Lurkers Day, a day to encourage lurking readers to say hello and break their silence. You may be shy, nervous, or just never thought of a blog as an interactive medium before. It doesn’t matter, all are welcome to scribble a message, you can even do it anonymously.

Why should you? Put simply, we authors are curious about you. We’re curious about what you like reading, what excites you, what makes you cringe, and the answers to a dozen other questions we’ve never even thought of.

Of course, anyone is welcome to get in touch on any day of the year, but today is my chance to say, thanks for giving me the honour and satisfaction of painting pictures in your imagination. I love you all!

And if you’d like to say something in return, either anonymously or using a pseudonym, you are very welcome to enter a comment in the fields below. Or if you’d prefer not to say it in public, say it here!

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