Spanking Theatre

Spanking stories for the theatre between your ears


June 2014

Hey. I’m the ostranenie girl with more mundane doubts you don’t need to answer if you don’t want to. Have you read Todos los fuegos el fuego by Cortazar? If you had, what was your favorite story? Are you English? What’s your favourite thing to eat? Do you watch any tv show? I’m done being curious. I really like your stories.

Many questions. No, I haven’t read any Cortazar, but I’m a big fan of his Argentine compatriot Borges. Yes, I’m British. My favourite food is anything eaten after vigorous activity. And I tend to be too busy creating to watch much TV. Speaking of which, my latest new story is now half-finished. I think you’ll like it.

In the meantime, those wanting to satisfy their curiosity can send their questions here or here. Gold stars are available for insightful and thought-provoking inquiries.

Abstract Art at a glance (click to enlarge)

A word cloud generated from the story Abstract Art.

The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional.  Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art.” — Kenneth Tynan

A story in a glance (click to enlarge).

A word cloud created from my dark kinky fairytale, Throne of Shame.

She stood and faced him, her arousal obvious, before stepping backwards and beginning to sit. She supported her weight on the armrests as she lowered herself towards the ivory finger, then she felt it, cool and damp, poking between her bottom cheeks. She raised herself slightly, feeling the finger trace down her crevice, until it touched her arsehole. She pushed against it, gasping as she felt the cold, hard protrusion slide inside her. As her legs quivered, she dropped the remaining short distance, fully impaling herself on her new throne of shame.”

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