I’m sure I will. In the meantime, those who enjoy the thought of being put across Daddy’s knee for a good bare bottom spanking should also enjoy Sandalwood and Ginger and Treasure Hunt.

And not forgetting those who prefer the idea of being put over Mummy’s knee, I think they’ll find much satisfaction imagining themselves within the world of Ups and Downs.

Been naughty? Better go to your room!