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December 2015

Sandalwood and Ginger

A Christmas Story


He looked at me intently, two rings of cool blue glowing through the black band of his mask. The effect was quite mesmerising. He leaned forward, as if he was about to share something of the utmost importance.

“What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done at Christmas?”

At first I was flummoxed by his challenge. I tried to think what I did last Christmas, and then the one before that. Some good parties, a bit of dressing up, some rolicking sex, a bit of festive over-indulgence. Did any of that count? None of it was what I’d consider naughty, in that I wasn’t remotely ashamed of any of it. Was I really that boring that I didn’t have any sordid secrets?

I closed my eyes, searching deeper and deeper into my memories. Christmases spent abroad, at university, at school and at home. When I tried to remember the details I was surprised to find they existed as stills rather than movies, a vague recollections of being somewhere, of being with certain people. Each successive memory became fuzzier the deeper I reached.

Then I stumbled across a memory whose vividness shocked me, an experience from my childhood that still seemed vibrant and real. I was young. An impetuous little girl. And I was doing something I most definitely shouldn’t have been doing.

Was this what he meant? This was something I was ashamed of, perhaps my guilt had preserved the memory in such detail, revisiting it, unable to let it go. In retrospect it wasn’t a big deal, just a childish misdemeanour, but at the time it had felt like a very naughty crime indeed.

I opened my eyes, and began to tell him everything. Every footstep and every quivering sensation, a Christmas confession I’d suppressed for decades. He listened in silence, just an occasional nod of encouragement when my courage faltered. At the end he didn’t offer me absolution, just an brusque observation.

“Yes, that is very naughty.”

Perhaps he was somewhat disappointed. Perhaps he was hoping for something more rousing, a thrilling tale of shattered rules and broken taboos. But what I’d told him was all I had. For the first time this evening I felt the lurching queasiness of self-doubt. From the way he looked at me I knew he found me attractive, but I wanted to be more, I wanted him to find me interesting. No, it was more than that, I wanted to be fascinating.

He looked down at our empty glasses.

“Another drink?”

Continue Reading…

Your favourite Naughty Game?

With holidays here, you might find you have some extra time to indulge yourself, or play with your partner. So here’s some ideas, based on what your fellow readers are currently enjoying…

  1. Inspections for Girls (373 likes)
  2. Squirm (267)
  3. Panty Pulling Chair (183)
  4. Sensations (162)
  5. Dildo Ritual (129)
  6. Secret Reading (119)
  7. Clothesline (115)
  8. Ups and Downs (105)
  9. Bottom Inspection (83)
  10. Throne (72)
  11. Naked Reading (67)
  12. Words (65)
  13. Naughty Panties [new!] (57)
  14. Straddle (51)
  15. Spanking Machine (37)
  16. Figging with Ginger [new!] (21)

Have fun!

Your favourite Naughty Game?

With holidays here, you might find you have some extra time to indulge yourself, or play with your partner. So here’s some ideas, based on what your fellow readers are currently enjoying…

  1. Inspections for Girls (373 likes)
  2. Squirm (267)
  3. Panty Pulling Chair (183)
  4. Sensations (162)
  5. Dildo Ritual (129)
  6. Secret Reading (119)
  7. Clothesline (115)
  8. Ups and Downs (105)
  9. Bottom Inspection (83)
  10. Throne (72)
  11. Naked Reading (67)
  12. Words (65)
  13. Naughty Panties [new!] (57)
  14. Straddle (51)
  15. Spanking Machine (37)
  16. Figging with Ginger [new!] (21)

Have fun!

On the Street

DANS LA RUE

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Image: Crossing the Street, Giovanni Boldini, 1875.

I

Donner dix sous à un pauvre parce qu’il n’a pas de pain, c’est parfait; mais lui sucer la queue parce qu’il n’a pas de maîtresse, ce serait trop; on n’y est nullement obligé.

To give money to a pauper because he has no bread is generous; but to suck his cock because he has no mistress, that’s going too far; you are under no obligation here.


II

Si vous avez envie de coucher avec un monsieur qui passe, ne lui demandez pas vous-même. Faites-lui parler par votre bonne.

If you wish to sleep with a passing gentleman, do not ask him yourself. Get your maid to talk to him.


III

Ne vous faites jamais fourrer une lance d’arrosage dans les parties naturelles. Ces instruments-là éjaculent trop fort pour votre petite capacité.

Never stuff a garden hose into your private parts. These particular instruments ejaculate much too strongly for your tiny capacity.


IV

Si vous apercevez, le long d’un trottoir, un étalon violemment amoureux, n’avancez pas la main pour le soulager. Cela n’est pas dans les usages.

If you notice, alongside the pavement, an ardently amorous stallion, do not reach out to relieve him. That is just not done.


V

Dans une foule compacte, si une main mystérieuse vient vous tâter le cul, écartez franchement les cuisses pour donner des facilités.

In a packed crowd, if a mysterious hand attempts to grope your pussy, boldly spread your thighs to facilitate access.


VI

Ne dessinez pas des pines sur les murs, même si vous avez un réel talent de dessinatrice.

Do not draw cocks on walls, even if you have a genuine talent as a cartoonist.




VII

Ne sucez pas les messieurs dans les pissotières avant une heure du matin.

Do not suck off gentlemen in urinals before one in the morning.

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On the Street

DANS LA RUE

image
image

Image: Crossing the Street, Giovanni Boldini, 1875.

I

Donner dix sous à un pauvre parce qu’il n’a pas de pain, c’est parfait; mais lui sucer la queue parce qu’il n’a pas de maîtresse, ce serait trop; on n’y est nullement obligé.

To give money to a pauper because he has no bread is generous; but to suck his cock because he has no mistress, that’s going too far; you are under no obligation here.


II

Si vous avez envie de coucher avec un monsieur qui passe, ne lui demandez pas vous-même. Faites-lui parler par votre bonne.

If you wish to sleep with a passing gentleman, do not ask him yourself. Get your maid to talk to him.


III

Ne vous faites jamais fourrer une lance d’arrosage dans les parties naturelles. Ces instruments-là éjaculent trop fort pour votre petite capacité.

Never stuff a garden hose into your private parts. These particular instruments ejaculate much too strongly for your tiny capacity.


IV

Si vous apercevez, le long d’un trottoir, un étalon violemment amoureux, n’avancez pas la main pour le soulager. Cela n’est pas dans les usages.

If you notice, alongside the pavement, an ardently amorous stallion, do not reach out to relieve him. That is just not done.


V

Dans une foule compacte, si une main mystérieuse vient vous tâter le cul, écartez franchement les cuisses pour donner des facilités.

In a packed crowd, if a mysterious hand attempts to grope your pussy, boldly spread your thighs to facilitate access.


VI

Ne dessinez pas des pines sur les murs, même si vous avez un réel talent de dessinatrice.

Do not draw cocks on walls, even if you have a genuine talent as a cartoonist.




VII

Ne sucez pas les messieurs dans les pissotières avant une heure du matin.

Do not suck off gentlemen in urinals before one in the morning.

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The Erotic and the Mundane

What I enjoy particularly are situations where the erotic secretly rubs against the fabric of the real world. Like a Harry Potter story, a magical world hiding in plain sight, existing concurrently with the mundane, the latter
never aware of the presence of the former.

Perhaps it will be someone going out wearing a plug in their bottom, or their spanked bum covertly radiating underneath their clothes, or a reader soaking her panties reading a hot story in public. Secret eroticism subtly brushing against the familiar activities of everyday life. For those so attuned, every day is suddenly brimming with thrilling
little erotic possibilities.

Those aroused by the thought of secret naughtiness might enjoy playing the latest furtive little game. Just imagine sitting down to Christmas dinner next week clandestinely wearing a pair of naughty panties, a confession of your sexual adventures concealed, just out of sight…

Perhaps here, you’ll find some enticing inspirations:

http://spankingtheatre.tumblr.com/post/134874459910/naughty-game-15-naughty-panties

The Erotic and the Mundane

What I enjoy particularly are situations where the erotic secretly rubs against the fabric of the real world. Like a Harry Potter story, a magical world hiding in plain sight, existing concurrently with the mundane, the latter
never aware of the presence of the former.

Perhaps it will be someone going out wearing a plug in their bottom, or their spanked bum covertly radiating underneath their clothes, or a reader soaking her panties reading a hot story in public. Secret eroticism subtly brushing against the familiar activities of everyday life. For those so attuned, every day is suddenly brimming with thrilling
little erotic possibilities.

Those aroused by the thought of secret naughtiness might enjoy playing the latest furtive little game. Just imagine sitting down to Christmas dinner next week clandestinely wearing a pair of naughty panties, a confession of your sexual adventures concealed, just out of sight…

Perhaps here, you’ll find some enticing inspirations:

http://spankingtheatre.tumblr.com/post/134874459910/naughty-game-15-naughty-panties

Do you have any recommendations for other writers on Tumblr that you appreciate? I trust you opinion and am looking for more erotica.

Now that is a challenging question…

There isn’t a lot of imaginative long-form erotica on Tumblr, but I’ve always held the words of yourbadgrrl and storyofasub in high esteem – both write wonderfully, and should be encouraged to write more often!

Do you have any recommendations for other writers on Tumblr that you appreciate? I trust you opinion and am looking for more erotica.

Now that is a challenging question…

There isn’t a lot of imaginative long-form erotica on Tumblr, but I’ve always held the words of yourbadgrrl and storyofasub in high esteem – both write wonderfully, and should be encouraged to write more often!

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