I’m delighted to have inspired your new discovery. There are so many enjoyably excruciating sensations possible with your panties pulled up tight.

Yesterday, a reader wrote of the pinch that teased and nipped her clit, and another has recently described the joy of the hot pink stripe between her cheeks. An ever-changing torment as you walk, or crouch or sit, or that moment when you bend over to touch your toes, gasping as your underwear rudely clefts your slit asunder.

And to wear your panties tight to church, your soaking little secret, barely concealed beneath your Sunday best. How wickedly erotic. Naughty bottoms have been spanked for less…