Spanking Theatre

Spanking stories for the theatre between your ears


September 2017

Currently playing the “The Hour” game with my girlfriend. Let’s just say I haven’t been a good kitten today. She’s a night owl so I’m fully anticipating punishment but you never know~ One of the objectives of this game was to keep the bottom guessing and in jeopardy about the outcome. Well it’s certainly doing it’s job

I wonder what happened?

Did this reader’s girlfriend reply before the deadline?

Did she insist upon an immediate inspection, pulling down her partner’s panties to reveal how excited she’d become? A thorough spanking would have to follow, of course. And afterwards, she’d be sent to bed like all naughty girls, with her bottom hot and pink and sore.

That’s what can happen when you dare to play The Hour

Sex is just another form of talk, where you act the words instead of saying them.

D.H. Lawrence, Lady Chatterley’s Lover (via theliteraryjournals)

An insightful quote.

And the reason why I use dialogue sparingly in my stories.

Because sex is an act, not a discussion.

Hey i was wandering if you Have done the bottom inspection for boys I love your blog

The Bottom Inspection game can be played by anyone, regardless of their anatomy. I just haven’t (yet) written a description of how to meticulously inspect those with male genitalia. But if there’s enough demand for such a game, I might be persuaded. Let’s see how many likes this post collects… 

Self-Spanking Challenge #13: The Proper Way to Watch a Spanking Video

The 13th instalment of the Self-Spanking Challenge! Newcomers can find previous challenges here.

Challenge – Day 13

The previous challenge taught you the art of reading spanking stories, this one will teach you how to watch spanking videos properly. Not as passive masturbatory entertainment, but as an immersive scene in which you are an active participant. Then, afterwards, you’re going to write about your experience…

Naughty girls and boys watch spanking videos with a hand beneath their waists. Pleasuring themselves as they watch a poor miscreant suffer, each smack taking them closer to an intense, cathartic release.

But this is, of course, completely improper.

The proper way to watch a spanking is whilst being spanked yourself. Good girls and boys never climax whilst watching spankings. If you were part of a group, sent to be caned by your headmistress, do you really think she’d allow you to fiddle with yourself whilst you waiting your turn? Of course not.

So this challenge will teach you how to watch spankings properly. Not for gratification, but because you need to be spanked.

Begin by choosing the video you intend to watch. If it features a single individual being spanked, you will experiencing what they feel. If it features a group, choose one of the characters to shadow. You might like to dress up in a suitable costume, and mimic what you see on screen.

Next, set up your spanking area: somewhere to bend over, and somewhere to place your tablet, phone or laptop, so it’s propped up in front of you.

If the video begins with your character waiting (in the corner, or nervously on their bed), you should do the same, until you’re summoned for your punishment…

If you’re in a group, copy what your chosen character does. They may have their bottom bared, or be made to stand with their hands on their head. You may be allowed to watch your peers being spanked, or you might be told to face the wall and listen to their smackings. Do as you’re told.

Then, when it’s your turn, bend over and pick up your spanking implement. Whenever your character’s panties get pulled down, that’s when yours come down too.

Now, mirror each spank your character gets. The same tempo, the same intensity. If there’s a lull in the spanking, you get the same respite. If there’s a bottom inspection, you get that too.

After your spanking, do as you are told. You may be sent to the corner with your sore bottom on display, or made to return to your seat, to sit and write some lines. If you’re very lucky, your character might be fucked or masturbated afterwards, in which case, you get that too.

When the video ends, stay in the position that your character finishes in for 10 minutes, and continue the fantasy in your imagination. What happens next?

Once you’ve finished, you may sit down on your sore bottom and begin writing. You may write publicly on your blog, or privately in your own journal.

I challenge you to describe your vicarious experience – what character did you choose and what was it like to play them? What was it like copying the action in the video rather than passively watching it? What was it like to surrender control to the plotline, and be punished rather than pleasuring yourself?

Is this the first time you’ve re-enacted a scene from a spanking video? Does this challenge make you see such content in a different light, as screenplays to potentially act out, rather than just naughty imagery to masturbate to?

If you post your write-up, don’t forget to add the tags #selfspankingchallenge and #selfspankingchallenge13 – why not also use that tag on any videos you think fellow players might enjoy…

And I hope this challenge will inspire you to play. Once you start seeing visual stories are recipes rather than just passive entertainment, you open a whole new world of possibilities…

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